1. Lists
Lists are every blogger's best friend. They let the whole world know how busy you are, how many people you love, and what you have in your bag! Unfortunately, the great art that we call listing is dying out. As such, I have made it my personal duty to leave some useful tips for all those listers out there. Read this, and learn how to go from a Z-lister to an A-lister!
1. Find an exciting topic to make a list about! Something along the lines of what you had for dinner, or things you hate about yourself (if you're contemplating this, be a patient angel and wait for future remarks on emo blogposts)
2. Write as many random words you can about the topic, so that your reader will understand every single aspect and detail.
3. Tinky-winky
4. Dipsy
5. Laa-laa
6. Po
7. Make your list as long as possible, so you can go show off to all your friends! (See how random words come in handy?)
7a. Every REAL, SERIOUS lister uses sub-points. This lets the whole world see how meticulous you are!
7a(i). I feel so meticulous!
8. Remember to include EVERY juicy little detail. This way, everyone knows how much/many ________ you have/need/want/fart.
9. Begin a competition with all your friends to see who can make the longest list!
10. See
11. My
12. List
13. Is
14. Longer
15. Than
16. Yours
17. !!!!!
18. Above all, enjoy yourself. And take everything I say with a pinch of salt. Or pepper. Or earwax.
1. Find an exciting topic to make a list about! Something along the lines of what you had for dinner, or things you hate about yourself (if you're contemplating this, be a patient angel and wait for future remarks on emo blogposts)
2. Write as many random words you can about the topic, so that your reader will understand every single aspect and detail.
3. Tinky-winky
4. Dipsy
5. Laa-laa
6. Po
7. Make your list as long as possible, so you can go show off to all your friends! (See how random words come in handy?)
7a. Every REAL, SERIOUS lister uses sub-points. This lets the whole world see how meticulous you are!
7a(i). I feel so meticulous!
8. Remember to include EVERY juicy little detail. This way, everyone knows how much/many ________ you have/need/want/fart.
9. Begin a competition with all your friends to see who can make the longest list!
10. See
11. My
12. List
13. Is
14. Longer
15. Than
16. Yours
17. !!!!!
18. Above all, enjoy yourself. And take everything I say with a pinch of salt. Or pepper. Or earwax.
posted by yours truly at 10:34 PM
8 Comments:
my dear cousin you are officially retarded.
1. might i request that comments on this post be numbered, or itemized in some order. (makes it look all the more official!)
2. and you're just jealous cos my list is longer! XD
3. omg you have an udder..and a happy one at that
FEEEEEIII-LO. your blog is WHITE COLOUR!!!
lol yeang
thought you were out of words..
DINGGGGG!!! DONGGGGG!!!
sorry i only listen to the advice of people who support teams in the UPPER HALF of the table, whichever division it may be..
hello.
haha.. i'm not sure leeds will ever get back to the upper half of the table, not even pre-season when its in alphabetical order..
j low you are an idiot. lah.
yeah, as compared to Arsenal who have the dubious honour of being the top club in England for at least 3 months every year :D
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