Suan God of World

That, ladies and gentlemen, is Jeremy Tan Wei Jie's new title. Yes, he has indeed been promoted from Suan King to the height of immortal deity. This follows OM today, when Major Manjan proceeded to come up with a chain of random Haven moments. Suan el grande, et memorium. One can only imagine if we made a clip called "Haven in 5 minutes with Jeremy", and put it as a bonus feature in the DVD.

Speaking of DVD, I was wrecked that they didn't interview Gid and I together for the "Behind the Scenes" segment. We would then be able to tell the world of our random escapades, like using the fake rifles to play CS in the CPA.

What does Haven mean to you?
Me: Well, last time, when the teacher ask me "Have you done your homework?" then I say "Haven('t) lahh".
Gid: But now, when the teacher ask the same question, i can say "Haven, whatt".

There's a 60% chance of this working... Everytime

Today was Youth Leaders Summit in school. I was thoroughly amused by the combination of new IB uniforms, scarfs and the memory of one of Mohd Samuel bin Eng's gaffes, as well as the prospect of playing Pokemon on the laptop. The Moot Parliament section was fun, and I had Daniel as my left-hand for a day. Suan ab initio!

After which, most of the OM team (plus Wang) went over to Cheam's house for dinner and to watch Anchorman, to renew our repertoire of quotable quotes for the rest of the year.
Where'd you get your clothes? The TOILET SHOP??

Random Name of the Week 4

Okay, it's been a long time since the last Random Name instalment. Haven't been meeting up with Gid often enough to conjure up new ones. For this week's RNotW, I'll be looking at the various CCAs and coming up with amusing random names for people in them.

Astronomy: Jupiter Lee
Basketball: Lebron Tan
Chinese Performing Arts: Any Chinese name with 2 syllables e.g. Dong Hua, Yin Yin or Cao Xiang
Drama: Doesn't matter, probably just an alias
Environment Society: Newton-Fitz McPherson Wong Lee Chan
Fishing Club: Debbie

Is it a good sign if you amuse yourself?
Random word of the day: Suan el Grande

Random Post

'tis true, I am a poet waiting to be discovered. or at least a nursery rhyme writer.. Just call me literary genius Jonathan Low -.-

Must Make

And yet, all I can hear is my own respiration, waiting for inspiration

You know,

Like all REAL bloggers. I have to make maximum use of cyberspace by getting the inspiration to blog whenever, wherever, and whether or not I'm in the capacity to do so

Oh Dear

I realise that I don't qualify as a proper blogger until i randomly make random posts.

Founders' Day

So yesterday was Founders' Day. The school was graced by a certain opposition MP, and we were anticipating a rant of epic nature. However, it didn't come to pass - leaving some extremely disappointed, it has to be said. Still, the proceedings left me with something to think about. I'm sure it crossed the Guest of Honour's mind that he could have covered any of a large number of issues- ranging from the casino to GST. Yet, he opted instead to deliver a speech about the Good Samaritan, using it as an analogy to public service. He could have covered any topic, but in the end the choice was still a Biblical perspective of being in politics - that the most crucial facet of all politics is to have a heart of service. It amazes me that he, a man who has been in public service for over 40 years, still remains rooted to the principles he began to serve with.
And for that, he earns my respect.