The Walking Accident

I have a friend, let's call him Kered. Those who know him prefer to refer to him as Splutz. Why? Because he's about the most spaz/klutzy person we know. After going to watch The Prestige with him and Daniel today, I am willling to personally guarantee that he has an aura of splutzness that causes accidents, collisions and various other form of mishap wherever he goes.
First, K tripped over the base of the escalator and is at permanent risk of going over the edge..literally. Apart from that, he bumps into one in three people walking in the opposite direction. Then in the cinema itself, he made the poor girl sitting in front of him drop her hotdog and nachos, that triggered more sniggering from Daniel and I. Trust me, K's a nice guy. So this isn't a rant..until NOW. Because while we were eating ice cream, he conjured a dead leaf from the sky that fell nicely into mine. Apt that we'd just watched The Prestige. Somehow it would have been all the more amusing if it was him.
Ah well. Here's to you, Kered, a beacon of bruises for all those psychomotor dis-inclined folks out there!
Bytheway, The Prestige is a really worth-watching show, but more on the Batman-Wolverine rivalry next time