Are You a Geek?

This has been a draft since Friday, but I've been too lazy to finish it out.

On Friday when I was browsing through Borders while around Wheelock (refer to previous post), I came across this book titled "Are You a Geek? 10^3 Ways to Find Out". It provides you with a checklist to determine your geek factor, along with a scoring system. Apparently the higher your score, the closer you are to a geek prick. It's a real laugh, and it has to be. Cos if you're really a geek you won't be at the humour section of Borders, especially if Science Fiction's just around the corner..

Well, some of the more exciting examples are as follows:
You...live with your mother (1 point)
...are over thirty and live with your mother(2 points)
...are over thirty and live in your mother's basement (5 points) You...have never been invited to a party (1 point)
...have been the only person at a party (2 points)
...arrived at a party, and people said they were going out to run errands and never returned (5 points)
You...haven't changed your glasses in 5 years (1 point)
...have glasses with cartoon characters on the frames (2 points)
...just picked out your new pair of glasses in a colour that matches your bow tie (5 points)
You...enjoy wearing an all-white ensemble (2 points)
...attend the Bishan Parliamentary Preperatory Academy, of Bishan (10 points)

Okay fine so I made half of them up. Go look for it in Borders, unless a bunch of geeks couldn't find their way to Science Fiction. Catch you around.