Holidays
After about a week-long hiatus, I have finally found the time and energy to motivate myself to post. Okay I had tons of time and energy, so it's just motivation. Cos really, when you're alone at home with about all the time in the world, there's nothing to blog about.
Holidays are fantastic. Not much can compare to 9 weeks of pure nothingness. Sleep. TV. Computer. Sleep. TV. Computer. Sl- you get the idea. But you start to realise you're too free when you go to the library one morning and you only have one book left to read the next evening. Knowing there are many like me out there, I have nobly decided to come up with some suggestions for activities to pass time with.
First, you need to find an old watch.
Suggestion 1: Gather a couple of friends. Stand around in a circle, or any other arrangement you'd prefer. Starting with yourself, toss the watch to the guy next to you. Keep it going, and be amazed at your passing time. (Tip: Vary this activity by introducing clocks and/or sundials)
Suggestion 2: Try to find one as small as possible. After washing it, swallow your time-piece. Wait for a couple of days, and make sure you're alert when you go to the toilet, so you'll know when you're passing time. (Tip: Use laxatives to quicken the process!)
Clearly the holidays have an adverse effect on my ability to ramble with wit. I think posts on lyric-spamming and emo ranting would be thoroughly amusing, but I'll have to be patient cos I'm usually too lazy.
Oops it's time for TV again. See you!
Holidays are fantastic. Not much can compare to 9 weeks of pure nothingness. Sleep. TV. Computer. Sleep. TV. Computer. Sl- you get the idea. But you start to realise you're too free when you go to the library one morning and you only have one book left to read the next evening. Knowing there are many like me out there, I have nobly decided to come up with some suggestions for activities to pass time with.
First, you need to find an old watch.
Suggestion 1: Gather a couple of friends. Stand around in a circle, or any other arrangement you'd prefer. Starting with yourself, toss the watch to the guy next to you. Keep it going, and be amazed at your passing time. (Tip: Vary this activity by introducing clocks and/or sundials)
Suggestion 2: Try to find one as small as possible. After washing it, swallow your time-piece. Wait for a couple of days, and make sure you're alert when you go to the toilet, so you'll know when you're passing time. (Tip: Use laxatives to quicken the process!)
Clearly the holidays have an adverse effect on my ability to ramble with wit. I think posts on lyric-spamming and emo ranting would be thoroughly amusing, but I'll have to be patient cos I'm usually too lazy.
Oops it's time for TV again. See you!
posted by yours truly at 10:25 PM
5 Comments:
you freakin' time-passer..
- melody brittany lee min xian
dear jlow.
why can't you be normal.
I swear that I read "This blog does not allow androgynous comments".. Which left me wondering how you two managed to post :P
i am not androgynous OKAY.
woah you have multiple accounts... and you rotate your usage- this means you're fickle! either that or you just changed your username in the past week, which still means you're fickle!
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