The Meeting

The CEO stalked angrily into the boardroom for the meeting. Business was not going as well. A solution had to be found for the institution's monetary woes. The company's employees had already been wringed dry of available 'donations'. Brainwave! One of the Board members had an idea. With about 3000 employees, everyone was unique with their own strengths and weaknesses. What all 3000 have in common, though, are FEET. Feet that wear SOCKS. "That settles it!", said one bored board memeber, "we'll make everyone buy the socks from us to make more money."

Okay this makes it obvious that I haven't written creatively for years. So shoot me.